all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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