It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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