it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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