my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just cropdusted the office
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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