i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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