You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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