I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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