i think i have herpe
just one?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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