community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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