Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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