You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
