and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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