I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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