I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
His nipple licking is glorious
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