i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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