He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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