Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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