My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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