I think I am morally bankrupt
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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