Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Too much gin, very little bucket
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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