please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
it was like eating out sand paper
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize