Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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