who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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