WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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