is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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