I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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