I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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