Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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