After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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