I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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