what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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