I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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