If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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