we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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