dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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