what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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