Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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