Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
