So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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