I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i out mim tonsoeep
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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