We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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