New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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