Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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