Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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