His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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