just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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