scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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