I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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