This girl is more easily done than said...
She announced her abortion via fbk
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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