4 words: hood of his car
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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