i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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