i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Two words: blizzard sex
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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