So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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