At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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