Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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