I want to stick my p in your. b.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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